2016 Stockholm Open...ATP 250...Stockholm, Sweden
It's only an ATP 250 event but who's counting? As a matter of fact it is always important who is doing the counting...particularly when the POTUS is at stake. But here in Stockholm the results are rigged as well. The population is trained from cradle to grave to rely upon the state for the grace of subsistence. Soft Communism is what I see. Nobody would admit to it though. They keep the King around...he comes in handy. On an aside...for the first time in history a daughter will inherit the title of King...bypassing the son. What did the Queen say? If I had balls I'd be King. Well she no longer needs balls. It is a war on men.
Sweden got a big thrill for themselves in the first round when Mikael Ymer...the younger brother of Elias who is touted as "Next Generation" by the desperados in charge of the future of tennis...defeated Fernando Verdasco 6-2, 6-1. I watched as much as I could on the youtube replay to see what the matter was with Verdasco. A "soft tank" I think. Nothing as obvious as the Nick "The Jerk" Kyrgios is capable of but the extra effort was lacking...if you know what I mean. On the other hand the kid came back the next round and took a set from Ivo Karlovic before going down 4-6, 6-4, 6-4 in the second round. Maybe Verdasco was having a bad night or maybe the kid is for real. Standard issue "Next Generation"...strong forehand, two handed backhand and a wannabe big serve without thoughtful tactics. No net play to speak of from what I saw. Interesting that the Ymer brothers are both born in Ethiopia as if Sweden is no longer capable of spawning their own. The robotic quality of the system is palpable. Mesmerizing. One-handed backhands are nearly illegal...which rules out net play of course.
Gael Monfils and "Downtown" Dustin Brown in the house. The Swedish King's Tennis Hall. Brown to play Jack Sock who got to the final last year if I am not mistaken...losing to Grigor Dimitrov...the Bulgarian Playboy. Grigor is on a collision course with Juan Martin Del Potro in the semifinals...should Juan Martin get by Karlovic and Nicolas Almagro in the next round.
There just may be some rather basic residual entertainment value in this tournament for the locals. The tournament may be using the "Robin Söderling" tennis ball which is sort of a bad joke. Just because his name is on it the whole country bypasses former favorite ball such as Tretorn and Technifibre. Its the way things work here. Söderling just so happens to be the tournament director. Terrible shame that Robin's career was cut short...due to some rather odd circumstances. Mononucleosis. The dreaded kissing disease.
Stay tuned...I'll try to keep it real. Live from downtown Stockholm...it's the Swedish Open.
It's only an ATP 250 event but who's counting? As a matter of fact it is always important who is doing the counting...particularly when the POTUS is at stake. But here in Stockholm the results are rigged as well. The population is trained from cradle to grave to rely upon the state for the grace of subsistence. Soft Communism is what I see. Nobody would admit to it though. They keep the King around...he comes in handy. On an aside...for the first time in history a daughter will inherit the title of King...bypassing the son. What did the Queen say? If I had balls I'd be King. Well she no longer needs balls. It is a war on men.
Sweden got a big thrill for themselves in the first round when Mikael Ymer...the younger brother of Elias who is touted as "Next Generation" by the desperados in charge of the future of tennis...defeated Fernando Verdasco 6-2, 6-1. I watched as much as I could on the youtube replay to see what the matter was with Verdasco. A "soft tank" I think. Nothing as obvious as the Nick "The Jerk" Kyrgios is capable of but the extra effort was lacking...if you know what I mean. On the other hand the kid came back the next round and took a set from Ivo Karlovic before going down 4-6, 6-4, 6-4 in the second round. Maybe Verdasco was having a bad night or maybe the kid is for real. Standard issue "Next Generation"...strong forehand, two handed backhand and a wannabe big serve without thoughtful tactics. No net play to speak of from what I saw. Interesting that the Ymer brothers are both born in Ethiopia as if Sweden is no longer capable of spawning their own. The robotic quality of the system is palpable. Mesmerizing. One-handed backhands are nearly illegal...which rules out net play of course.
Gael Monfils and "Downtown" Dustin Brown in the house. The Swedish King's Tennis Hall. Brown to play Jack Sock who got to the final last year if I am not mistaken...losing to Grigor Dimitrov...the Bulgarian Playboy. Grigor is on a collision course with Juan Martin Del Potro in the semifinals...should Juan Martin get by Karlovic and Nicolas Almagro in the next round.
There just may be some rather basic residual entertainment value in this tournament for the locals. The tournament may be using the "Robin Söderling" tennis ball which is sort of a bad joke. Just because his name is on it the whole country bypasses former favorite ball such as Tretorn and Technifibre. Its the way things work here. Söderling just so happens to be the tournament director. Terrible shame that Robin's career was cut short...due to some rather odd circumstances. Mononucleosis. The dreaded kissing disease.
Stay tuned...I'll try to keep it real. Live from downtown Stockholm...it's the Swedish Open.
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