The Women’s Side...the Female Persuasion.
Somehow I found myself watching the women which is a surprise in itself. I love watching women...just not when they are playing professional tennis. Usually. It’s strange how little sex appeal these ladies actually have considering how much men like to watch women in various stages of undress. Afterall there is plenty of legs to admire. I guess in the end there is something decidedly unfeminine in most of our women tennis players.
Take Serena Williams for instance. I cannot watch her for very long before I get the distinct impression that she is not a she. Against every single woman she is ever matched up against she looks decidedly masculine in comparison. The shoulders, the legs, the bulging muscles. The fake voice. Even the face and head. Something isn’t right...or so it seems to me. I’ve known a lot of women trust me. So I watched her for less than two games and then I couldn’t watch any more. Her attitude has always struck me as bizarre as well. Her behavior looks to be so rehearsed...as if she is always pretending to be something that she is not. She looks down on her opponents...as if she were a man looking down on women as inferior competitors. Her sister acts the very same way. Genetic?
I didn’t see her next opponent play but she beat a distant cousin of mine named Carla in the previous round. Plus she is Estonian. Hmmm...a female Estonian tennis player. I’m rooting for her. I hope she is beautiful...as all Estonian reputedly are. Well let's just say that in my experience they are...but then again I have only known one. Does anybody have any idea where Estonia is?
I did happen to watch the Italian flavor Flavia Pennetta play a bit in her match against Nicole Gibbs and it looks to me that she has really spent a lot of time in the sun. Battle hardened. It’s tough out there...no doubt about it. She was such a pretty gal...I'm sure she still is. No doubt she cleans up real nice.
Petra Kvitova, the 2014 Ladies Wimbledon Champion came tumbling down. She was brought down by moon balls of all things. I remember watching her and thinking that she certainly is nowhere near as impressive as her fellow left-handed Czech lady tennis player who straddled over classic tennis and modern tennis, Martina Navratilova. Where Petra supposedly looked so impressive in the Wimbledon final where she didn’t meet the least bit of resistance...she virtually imploded in the face of an opponent that was willing to keep the ball in play and force her to play. I am certain she is a better player than today...it’s just that she isn’t as good as the Wimbledon final made her look.
Her opponent in the Wimbledon Ladies final did an about face here at the 2014 U. S. Open as well. Against Kvitova in the Wimbledon final it almost looked to me as if she tanked. But that isn’t possible is it? Nobody tanks the Wimbledon final. Last night on Arthur Ashe Stadium in front of the night crowd in the Big Apple she was way more inspired and she battled an inspired opponent as well. Eugenie Bouchard had to “man up” in order to hold off another Czech lady tennis player by the name of Barbara Zahlavova Strycova who was seeded number thirty to Eugenie’s number seven. I watched the entire third set hoping that I could stay up late enough to see Robredo and Kyrgios. It was actually some of the more entertaining tennis that I have seen this past week. The Czech definitely had much more variety in her game compared to the rather robotic Canadian princess. She sliced the backhand at times...she approached the net at times...she pulled off a couple of drop-shots...she was retrieving like a chocolate labrador retriever all of the time. It was great fun and it was good to see the “Ice Maiden” get her hands a little dirty...not to mention she's got a nice physique for a lady tennis player...to grind out this win.
I watched exactly two point of Victoria Azarenka...turned it off. Why would I subject myself to that sort of banshee screaming. Hideous...almost as ugly as you know who.
Somehow I found myself watching the women which is a surprise in itself. I love watching women...just not when they are playing professional tennis. Usually. It’s strange how little sex appeal these ladies actually have considering how much men like to watch women in various stages of undress. Afterall there is plenty of legs to admire. I guess in the end there is something decidedly unfeminine in most of our women tennis players.
Take Serena Williams for instance. I cannot watch her for very long before I get the distinct impression that she is not a she. Against every single woman she is ever matched up against she looks decidedly masculine in comparison. The shoulders, the legs, the bulging muscles. The fake voice. Even the face and head. Something isn’t right...or so it seems to me. I’ve known a lot of women trust me. So I watched her for less than two games and then I couldn’t watch any more. Her attitude has always struck me as bizarre as well. Her behavior looks to be so rehearsed...as if she is always pretending to be something that she is not. She looks down on her opponents...as if she were a man looking down on women as inferior competitors. Her sister acts the very same way. Genetic?
I didn’t see her next opponent play but she beat a distant cousin of mine named Carla in the previous round. Plus she is Estonian. Hmmm...a female Estonian tennis player. I’m rooting for her. I hope she is beautiful...as all Estonian reputedly are. Well let's just say that in my experience they are...but then again I have only known one. Does anybody have any idea where Estonia is?
I did happen to watch the Italian flavor Flavia Pennetta play a bit in her match against Nicole Gibbs and it looks to me that she has really spent a lot of time in the sun. Battle hardened. It’s tough out there...no doubt about it. She was such a pretty gal...I'm sure she still is. No doubt she cleans up real nice.
Petra Kvitova, the 2014 Ladies Wimbledon Champion came tumbling down. She was brought down by moon balls of all things. I remember watching her and thinking that she certainly is nowhere near as impressive as her fellow left-handed Czech lady tennis player who straddled over classic tennis and modern tennis, Martina Navratilova. Where Petra supposedly looked so impressive in the Wimbledon final where she didn’t meet the least bit of resistance...she virtually imploded in the face of an opponent that was willing to keep the ball in play and force her to play. I am certain she is a better player than today...it’s just that she isn’t as good as the Wimbledon final made her look.
Her opponent in the Wimbledon Ladies final did an about face here at the 2014 U. S. Open as well. Against Kvitova in the Wimbledon final it almost looked to me as if she tanked. But that isn’t possible is it? Nobody tanks the Wimbledon final. Last night on Arthur Ashe Stadium in front of the night crowd in the Big Apple she was way more inspired and she battled an inspired opponent as well. Eugenie Bouchard had to “man up” in order to hold off another Czech lady tennis player by the name of Barbara Zahlavova Strycova who was seeded number thirty to Eugenie’s number seven. I watched the entire third set hoping that I could stay up late enough to see Robredo and Kyrgios. It was actually some of the more entertaining tennis that I have seen this past week. The Czech definitely had much more variety in her game compared to the rather robotic Canadian princess. She sliced the backhand at times...she approached the net at times...she pulled off a couple of drop-shots...she was retrieving like a chocolate labrador retriever all of the time. It was great fun and it was good to see the “Ice Maiden” get her hands a little dirty...not to mention she's got a nice physique for a lady tennis player...to grind out this win.
I watched exactly two point of Victoria Azarenka...turned it off. Why would I subject myself to that sort of banshee screaming. Hideous...almost as ugly as you know who.
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