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Richard Gasquet: "I kissed a girl with cocaine on her lips."
Mac: "I didn't know they were feeding me steroids for six years."
Petr Korda: "There must have been nandrolone in my cough medicine."
Nadal: "His doctors' records were sealed by the spanish government."
Solution: Take blood and urine samples of every player at slams, A and B samples, and freeze them until technology catches up to the slight molecular changes chemists make to the peds so they don't test up positive. Offer large rewards for docs, chemists, agents, etc. for proof that the players are using. If caught, strip them of all titles, all prize money sued for, and ban them from competition for life. That and only that will stop the abusers from cheating and ironically killing themselves off at an early age. Now, all a player has to do is appeal their suspension (unless absolute proof has been obtained, ala Odesniks' hgh in his baggage), and they are rubber stamped back in. 50 out of 50 appeals recently granted. All you have to do is lie. So what is wrong with peds anyway? They provide more powerful players (Nadal at his weight and height going 5 hrs. straight), making for more interesting matches. Major leagues all over the world are filled with cheaters, ala bike racers, whom Nadal has learned from with platelet blood cell enrichment. Lance armstrong was stripped of all tour de france victories. He was given an exception for use of testosterone due to his testicular cancer (caused by earlier ped abuse), and then stripped for it. Who cares anyway? Let them kill themselves if they want to? Because it's cheating outrageously. Those who don't cheat lose. Win at all costs, even if the players die an early death. How many pro athletes have died due to ped abuse? Thousands. The truth is, fans don't care if players cheat. They don't want to know the truth. Dont' ask, don't tell. And the rubber stampers are helping kill the players. Talk to lance armstrong's sponsors, and see if they feel cheated. Same will go with Nadal in time. Why seal his records other wise?
So why should we care about ped abuse? It's killing the players, that's why.
For the rubber stampers: shame on your souls, for the awful pain you result.
Make all top players take the tests regardless of whether they play or not, all 128. So that those who don't play dodging tests will be caught anyway. Eliminate ped execeptions for injury, ala knee injury etc., missing testicles, etc.
Hey, Nadal, it's only a matter of time before you are forced to face the music.
Mac: "I didn't know they were feeding me steroids for six years."
Petr Korda: "There must have been nandrolone in my cough medicine."
Nadal: "His doctors' records were sealed by the spanish government."
Solution: Take blood and urine samples of every player at slams, A and B samples, and freeze them until technology catches up to the slight molecular changes chemists make to the peds so they don't test up positive. Offer large rewards for docs, chemists, agents, etc. for proof that the players are using. If caught, strip them of all titles, all prize money sued for, and ban them from competition for life. That and only that will stop the abusers from cheating and ironically killing themselves off at an early age. Now, all a player has to do is appeal their suspension (unless absolute proof has been obtained, ala Odesniks' hgh in his baggage), and they are rubber stamped back in. 50 out of 50 appeals recently granted. All you have to do is lie. So what is wrong with peds anyway? They provide more powerful players (Nadal at his weight and height going 5 hrs. straight), making for more interesting matches. Major leagues all over the world are filled with cheaters, ala bike racers, whom Nadal has learned from with platelet blood cell enrichment. Lance armstrong was stripped of all tour de france victories. He was given an exception for use of testosterone due to his testicular cancer (caused by earlier ped abuse), and then stripped for it. Who cares anyway? Let them kill themselves if they want to? Because it's cheating outrageously. Those who don't cheat lose. Win at all costs, even if the players die an early death. How many pro athletes have died due to ped abuse? Thousands. The truth is, fans don't care if players cheat. They don't want to know the truth. Dont' ask, don't tell. And the rubber stampers are helping kill the players. Talk to lance armstrong's sponsors, and see if they feel cheated. Same will go with Nadal in time. Why seal his records other wise?
So why should we care about ped abuse? It's killing the players, that's why.
For the rubber stampers: shame on your souls, for the awful pain you result.
Make all top players take the tests regardless of whether they play or not, all 128. So that those who don't play dodging tests will be caught anyway. Eliminate ped execeptions for injury, ala knee injury etc., missing testicles, etc.
Hey, Nadal, it's only a matter of time before you are forced to face the music.
It's crazy.
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