You're damn right!...John McEnroe to Jiminy Glick
Ironically...before this Jiminy Glick interview John McEnroe, there are some black and white clips of sports figures in action. In the numerous tennis spots the players are all moving forward to the net in white clothes and wooden racquets...except one. The player is scooting backwards chasing down a lob over his head. Irony? Why so...I ask? But this Jiminy Glick is just comic genius and McEnroe shows his primal sense of timing even trading lines with Martin Short. You should have seen him in his prime...with his little tiny wooden Jack Kramer Pro Staff. What a genius...the real madness came out after the Prince Racquets made their appearance. It was enough to drive a sane person...insane.
But I digress...back to the 2014 Australian Open.
The round of sixteen. The round we all have been waiting for. By we...I refer only to myself. Things begin to get a little more serious as players head into the second week of a Grand Slam. They start to smell victory...like napalm in the morning.
Fafa Nadal vs. Kei Nishikori...Somebody forgot to tell the Japanese Samurai that you should never bring a sword to a gun fight. Nadal has too many guns for the feisty kid from the land of the Rising Sun. The land of the worst nuclear accident in the history of mankind. I think that says it all.
Grigor Dimitrov vs. Roberto Bautista Agut...Agut already has taken down "The Jolly Argentine Giant" and he is not ready to go home yet. If Grigor is taking this guy for granted then he has not reached the level of maturity that is necessary to compete for a Grand Slam Title. But he won't be taking Roberto for granted...looking beyond to the other Spaniard. No...Roberto handed "Kid Gallivant" his shorts down in Beijing only a couple of months ago. Straight sets. There is no better revenge in life than success Kid Gallivant. Don't take no for an answer.
Andy Murray vs. Stephane Robert...If you are like me you want to say...Stephane Who? But don't dare. These French guys seem to come out of nowhere. No doubt owing their knack for coming and going silently being brought up with the "Parisian Hour". Whatever the reason...there always seems to be some new French name in the draw that I have not heard of and these unknowns many times do not resemble anyone that comes before them. Artistic impressionism. But tennis_chiro says that Murray looks comfortable and I believe him...most of the time. If Murray is fully recovered he only needs some matches under his belt and he will be getting more and more comfortable. Unless...someone has the game to take him out of his game. Stephane Robert?
Roger Federer vs. Jo-Wilfried Tsonga...Here's a dream round of sixteen match-up. A perfect test for Roger Federer. He needs this...at first glance you may begin to feel sorry for the aging Federer. Jo-Wilfried is the toughest opponent that the top seeds left with face...but I don't. This match is going to test the resolve of Federer. It is going to test his comfort with his new equipment. It is going to force him to elevate his game a bit earlier than the rest of the field...and as he would say. Let's have at it. If the courts are a bit fast he will have just a glimmer of hope in bullying the Baby Bull from France. Another French guy...what is it with the French these days. They seem to be crawling out of the woodwork these days. Probably something to do with the "Parisian Hour". Oh wait...I already said that. This is a great opportunity for Roger. It's a redux of last year. Let's hope he is ready for the pain. Last year he beat Tsonga in five grueling sets...it was great match but it wasted him for the next round against his match with none other than Andy Murray. Starting to look familiar? An incredibly tough draw for Federer at the end of the analysis...but one match at a time. See how far he can stretch it. New equipment, new coach...possibly quicker court, quicker balls. All adding up to quicker points? Roger is 9-4 lifetime against "Baby Bull" Tsonga. But most recently it was the straight set butt kick at the French Open. This memory will fuel "The Swiss Maestro" along with the other "intangibles" noted. Guess who I will be rooting for...even though Tsonga seems to be a really great sort of guy. Nice enough...don't you think so? All of Tsonga's victories have come over Roger in quarterfinal matches...this is the round of 16. Anything can happen...and it will. Dream match-up for the 16's.
Down in the bottom half...Down Under. "Get him an expresso"...John McEnroe says to the crew as Jiminy Glick feigns boredom.
No feigning here.
Tomas Berdych def. Kevin Anderson 6-2, 6-2, 6-3...Who cares? Answer...klacr. Strong showing by Kyle's preferred player...a snoozer in the offing.
David Ferrer def. Florian Mayer 6-7, 7-5, 6-2, 6-1...Florian reputedly immediately retired to the lockerroom to take a long nap...having been sombulized by David "EveryReady Energizer Bunny" Ferrer. I know lobndropshot thinks that David doesn't get enough respect...but I am the only one who disrespects him and I only do it tongue in cheek. My only beef with David is the Prince Racquet which takes a lot of explaining on my part...not his. This guy digs in and is tough to get rid of. He possesses the grit that it takes to be a great tennis player. Too bad his game is so one dimensional...he's got the flair. Maybe he just stuck with the one coach too long.
Stanislaw Wawrinka vs. Tommy Robredo...Stan is another guy that is coming of age. We have seen this process come most recently to fruition in Andy Murray. If Stanislaw can just keep maturing at a nice healthy progression each and every year...he is getting closer to leveling one of the big guns in a big match. That is precisely what it is going to take to get him over the hump. A bit takedown. He has his nemesis in his sights but he must not overlook Tommy Robredo. He is another of the ilk like Ferrer...he doesn't go away easily. But he may not have the firepower to deal with the up and comer contender Wawrinka and Wawrinka looks meaner and meaner lately. A good trait also in a tennis player...meanness. Make them wish that their mommies never had 'em...Stan.
Novak Djokovic def. Fabio Fognini...One of my biggest regrets of this tournament is that I never got a glimpse of the Fabulous One's eye candy. Did anyone catch a glimpse of her? Fabio is what you call a lucky loser if there is such a thing.
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But I digress...back to the 2014 Australian Open.
The round of sixteen. The round we all have been waiting for. By we...I refer only to myself. Things begin to get a little more serious as players head into the second week of a Grand Slam. They start to smell victory...like napalm in the morning.
Fafa Nadal vs. Kei Nishikori...Somebody forgot to tell the Japanese Samurai that you should never bring a sword to a gun fight. Nadal has too many guns for the feisty kid from the land of the Rising Sun. The land of the worst nuclear accident in the history of mankind. I think that says it all.
Grigor Dimitrov vs. Roberto Bautista Agut...Agut already has taken down "The Jolly Argentine Giant" and he is not ready to go home yet. If Grigor is taking this guy for granted then he has not reached the level of maturity that is necessary to compete for a Grand Slam Title. But he won't be taking Roberto for granted...looking beyond to the other Spaniard. No...Roberto handed "Kid Gallivant" his shorts down in Beijing only a couple of months ago. Straight sets. There is no better revenge in life than success Kid Gallivant. Don't take no for an answer.
Andy Murray vs. Stephane Robert...If you are like me you want to say...Stephane Who? But don't dare. These French guys seem to come out of nowhere. No doubt owing their knack for coming and going silently being brought up with the "Parisian Hour". Whatever the reason...there always seems to be some new French name in the draw that I have not heard of and these unknowns many times do not resemble anyone that comes before them. Artistic impressionism. But tennis_chiro says that Murray looks comfortable and I believe him...most of the time. If Murray is fully recovered he only needs some matches under his belt and he will be getting more and more comfortable. Unless...someone has the game to take him out of his game. Stephane Robert?
Roger Federer vs. Jo-Wilfried Tsonga...Here's a dream round of sixteen match-up. A perfect test for Roger Federer. He needs this...at first glance you may begin to feel sorry for the aging Federer. Jo-Wilfried is the toughest opponent that the top seeds left with face...but I don't. This match is going to test the resolve of Federer. It is going to test his comfort with his new equipment. It is going to force him to elevate his game a bit earlier than the rest of the field...and as he would say. Let's have at it. If the courts are a bit fast he will have just a glimmer of hope in bullying the Baby Bull from France. Another French guy...what is it with the French these days. They seem to be crawling out of the woodwork these days. Probably something to do with the "Parisian Hour". Oh wait...I already said that. This is a great opportunity for Roger. It's a redux of last year. Let's hope he is ready for the pain. Last year he beat Tsonga in five grueling sets...it was great match but it wasted him for the next round against his match with none other than Andy Murray. Starting to look familiar? An incredibly tough draw for Federer at the end of the analysis...but one match at a time. See how far he can stretch it. New equipment, new coach...possibly quicker court, quicker balls. All adding up to quicker points? Roger is 9-4 lifetime against "Baby Bull" Tsonga. But most recently it was the straight set butt kick at the French Open. This memory will fuel "The Swiss Maestro" along with the other "intangibles" noted. Guess who I will be rooting for...even though Tsonga seems to be a really great sort of guy. Nice enough...don't you think so? All of Tsonga's victories have come over Roger in quarterfinal matches...this is the round of 16. Anything can happen...and it will. Dream match-up for the 16's.
Down in the bottom half...Down Under. "Get him an expresso"...John McEnroe says to the crew as Jiminy Glick feigns boredom.
No feigning here.
Tomas Berdych def. Kevin Anderson 6-2, 6-2, 6-3...Who cares? Answer...klacr. Strong showing by Kyle's preferred player...a snoozer in the offing.
David Ferrer def. Florian Mayer 6-7, 7-5, 6-2, 6-1...Florian reputedly immediately retired to the lockerroom to take a long nap...having been sombulized by David "EveryReady Energizer Bunny" Ferrer. I know lobndropshot thinks that David doesn't get enough respect...but I am the only one who disrespects him and I only do it tongue in cheek. My only beef with David is the Prince Racquet which takes a lot of explaining on my part...not his. This guy digs in and is tough to get rid of. He possesses the grit that it takes to be a great tennis player. Too bad his game is so one dimensional...he's got the flair. Maybe he just stuck with the one coach too long.
Stanislaw Wawrinka vs. Tommy Robredo...Stan is another guy that is coming of age. We have seen this process come most recently to fruition in Andy Murray. If Stanislaw can just keep maturing at a nice healthy progression each and every year...he is getting closer to leveling one of the big guns in a big match. That is precisely what it is going to take to get him over the hump. A bit takedown. He has his nemesis in his sights but he must not overlook Tommy Robredo. He is another of the ilk like Ferrer...he doesn't go away easily. But he may not have the firepower to deal with the up and comer contender Wawrinka and Wawrinka looks meaner and meaner lately. A good trait also in a tennis player...meanness. Make them wish that their mommies never had 'em...Stan.
Novak Djokovic def. Fabio Fognini...One of my biggest regrets of this tournament is that I never got a glimpse of the Fabulous One's eye candy. Did anyone catch a glimpse of her? Fabio is what you call a lucky loser if there is such a thing.
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