The Only Player Capable of Changing His Ideas about Grips
His name is Hockey Scout, and he has self-declared that he knows nothing about tennis grips.
The other participants invited to the 2015 GRIPS Conference to be held in the mountains of western Antarctica-- motto: "Get a Grip"-- have mostly returned initial questionnaires in which they reveal an average play time of 45 years in the game.
Furthermore, these same participants-- admittedly not the whole gene pool eventually expected to show up in the craggy black mountains being denuded of their white clothing every day-- have readily declared that they have never ever changed their forehand or backhand grip.
In serves the story is different. The average there is four changes per 45 years.
The Conference Committee, because of Hockey Scout's declared ignorance, has issued a proclamation of hope that someone somewhere will at least consider a new one hand topspin backhand grip.
To this end the Conference Committee Sub-Committee for Investigation has dispatched an emissary to the Ukraine to see first if he can locate Hockey Scout.
Second, he will find out whether Hockey Scout has a two hand or one hand backhand.
If two hand, the emissary will leave the Ukraine.
If one hand, the emissary will spend 15 minutes in which he asks Hockey Scout to place the heel of his right hand on the left side of top panel of his racket.
The understanding will be that Hockey Scout, after the emissary has left, will reverse the new instruction since Hockey Scout is from Canada and therefore left-handed.
The idea is that by the time Hockey Scout shows up in Antarctica just next year he will have fully adapted his new grip to match play.
The first feature of this grip however is not heel of hand on left side of top panel or even on pointy ridge to left of that or on first plateau to the left of that.
Rather-- and here is the hard part-- the GRIPS Conference emissary will ask Hockey Scout to extend his thumb along the back panel and then withdraw it to a 45-degree angle across back panel and even with forefinger second knuckle on opposite side and then further withdraw it until it is fully tucked against or over second finger (or third finger if counting in from pinkie).
The object of this exercise will not be to impose something on Hockey Scout that he won't want but rather to show him how, throughout, the entire shape of the hand keeps stretching and re-arranging.
So that, with thumb fully parallel with racket, for instance, the racket will form a 90-degree angle with the arm.
About which the late Ed Faulkner, seven-time captain of the American Davis Cup Team, declared, "THUMB STRAIGHT UP left vertical panel tilts racket face forward, puts forearm at 90 degree angle to racket, destroys timing and control."
Pulling back the thumb to slantwise cross should produce a 45-degree angle of racket to arm.
Further pulling back of thumb to full tuck provides about a 35-degree angle.
In addition to Hockey Scout, our Conference emissary seeks interviews with Victoria Azarenka and Xandr Dolgopolov.
His name is Hockey Scout, and he has self-declared that he knows nothing about tennis grips.
The other participants invited to the 2015 GRIPS Conference to be held in the mountains of western Antarctica-- motto: "Get a Grip"-- have mostly returned initial questionnaires in which they reveal an average play time of 45 years in the game.
Furthermore, these same participants-- admittedly not the whole gene pool eventually expected to show up in the craggy black mountains being denuded of their white clothing every day-- have readily declared that they have never ever changed their forehand or backhand grip.
In serves the story is different. The average there is four changes per 45 years.
The Conference Committee, because of Hockey Scout's declared ignorance, has issued a proclamation of hope that someone somewhere will at least consider a new one hand topspin backhand grip.
To this end the Conference Committee Sub-Committee for Investigation has dispatched an emissary to the Ukraine to see first if he can locate Hockey Scout.
Second, he will find out whether Hockey Scout has a two hand or one hand backhand.
If two hand, the emissary will leave the Ukraine.
If one hand, the emissary will spend 15 minutes in which he asks Hockey Scout to place the heel of his right hand on the left side of top panel of his racket.
The understanding will be that Hockey Scout, after the emissary has left, will reverse the new instruction since Hockey Scout is from Canada and therefore left-handed.
The idea is that by the time Hockey Scout shows up in Antarctica just next year he will have fully adapted his new grip to match play.
The first feature of this grip however is not heel of hand on left side of top panel or even on pointy ridge to left of that or on first plateau to the left of that.
Rather-- and here is the hard part-- the GRIPS Conference emissary will ask Hockey Scout to extend his thumb along the back panel and then withdraw it to a 45-degree angle across back panel and even with forefinger second knuckle on opposite side and then further withdraw it until it is fully tucked against or over second finger (or third finger if counting in from pinkie).
The object of this exercise will not be to impose something on Hockey Scout that he won't want but rather to show him how, throughout, the entire shape of the hand keeps stretching and re-arranging.
So that, with thumb fully parallel with racket, for instance, the racket will form a 90-degree angle with the arm.
About which the late Ed Faulkner, seven-time captain of the American Davis Cup Team, declared, "THUMB STRAIGHT UP left vertical panel tilts racket face forward, puts forearm at 90 degree angle to racket, destroys timing and control."
Pulling back the thumb to slantwise cross should produce a 45-degree angle of racket to arm.
Further pulling back of thumb to full tuck provides about a 35-degree angle.
In addition to Hockey Scout, our Conference emissary seeks interviews with Victoria Azarenka and Xandr Dolgopolov.
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